Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
zippers are such a cool invention
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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