Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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