I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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