WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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