yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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