Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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