You're completely useless in the revolution.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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