margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
my god I love twenty year old dicks
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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