the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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