just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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