covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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