Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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