grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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