it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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