we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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