Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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