But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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