Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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