Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I still have a little drunk in my system
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
