Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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