Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
wow bdsm is so cute
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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