I hate all girls vehemently.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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