he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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