he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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