My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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