It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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