I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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