he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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