I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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