Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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