Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
