CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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