8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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