We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
so much tequila, so little girl.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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