trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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