I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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