Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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