I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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