i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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