I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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