...so i touched it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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