Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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