I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
