Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
All the doctor said was why
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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