I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
How's work?
Spinning.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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