Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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