Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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