Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
As shirtless as possible
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize