If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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