one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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