He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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