The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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