I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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