id be glad to
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
As shirtless as possible
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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