If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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