hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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