Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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